Happy Birthday, Shakespeare: Things that Might Surprise The Bard

The "Chandos portrait" of Shakespeare is the only one claimed to have been painted from life. (Photo: National Portrait Gallery)
The "Chandos portrait" of Shakespeare is the only one claimed to have been painted from life. (Photo: National Portrait Gallery)
When William Shakespeare was born 451 years ago, I’m quite certain there was no way of knowing just how famous this child would become. I mean, we all believe our children are special and capable of great things, but just imagine one of your offspring being celebrated as the greatest writer in the English language four centuries after his or her death.

Shakespeare was versatile as both a poet and a playwright. His works, still constantly in production to this day, are the most frequently staged plays in the history of the theater.

Not only that, but think about how difficult it is to keep a literary career going during one’s lifetime let alone to continue to sell books long after the author has passed away. In a Forbes article from 2005, it was estimated that Shakespeare sells 10 million copies of his plays worldwide making a conservative $15 million annually. Alas, no family members are collecting on those royalties these days.

Just in case these monetary facts about his longevity fail to astound The Bard of Stratford-on-Avon, perhaps the following examples about his continuing influence upon literature would make Will sit up and take notice.

In the 21st century, school children are still learning and reciting his stuff: Lauren Cooper (Catherine Tate) is neither a disciplined nor an obedient student. But what her new English teacher, Mr. Logan (David Tennant), doesn’t know is that she has Shakespeare’s Sonnet 130 memorized to the letter. I can distinctly remember having to recite a Julius Caesar soliloquy in 8th grade. 

His “Scottish play” curse still has actors in a tizzy: Actors have always been a superstitious lot. Even 200 years after Shakespeare occupied the Globe Theatre, these Regency era performers still feel compelled to counteract the reputed curse of Macbeth with a silly cleansing ritual. 

Contemporary people are still using phases he invented: Though much of our modern way of speaking would be unrecognizable to Mr. Shakespeare, many phrases from his plays and sonnets have stood the test of time…including “Knock  knock! Who’s there?”. 

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Thespians (and literature professors) tend to take his work too seriously: As Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie demonstrate, Shakespeare is so revered by the acting profession that some rabidly earnest actors try to extract every single iota of meaning from his writing.  As I understand it, old Will was just writing in the manner of his time for the masses, not for scholars or intellectuals. 

So here’s wishing a happy (posthumous) birthday to The Bard! Share your favorite play, sonnet, movie adaptation or Shakespeare reference below. I like to think when we remember his work, we continue a cultural tradition and pleasantly amuse a man who still stands as a giant in literary history despite the fact that he died almost four hundred years ago.


Carmen Croghan

Carmen Croghan often looks at the state of her British addiction and wonders how it got so out of hand.  Was it the re-runs of Monty Python on PBS, that second British Invasion in the 80’s or the royal pomp and pageantry of Charles and Diana’s wedding? Whatever the culprit, it led her to a college semester abroad in London and over 25 years of wishing she could get back to the UK again.  Until she is able, she fills the void with British telly, some of her favorites being comedies such as The Office, The IT Crowd, Gavin and Stacey, Alan Partridge, Miranda and Green Wing. Her all-time favorite series, however, is Life On Mars. A part-time reference library staffer, she spends an inordinate amount of time watching just about any British series she can track down which she then writes about for her own blog Everything I Know about the UK, I Learned from the BBC.  She is excited to be contributing to Telly Visions and endeavors to share her Anglo-zeal with its readers.

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