'Belgravia' Episode 3 Somehow Makes Bribing & Blackmail Boring

Ella Purnell as Lady Maria Grey walks in the park in 'Belgravia' Season 1

Ella Purnell as Lady Maria Grey in 'Belgravia' Season 1

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Part of the reason the third episode of Belgravia feels a bit lackluster is simply the fact that the series’ two best characters are largely absent from it. It’s not that Caroline and Anne are particularly heroic or good people. But they’re at least complex enough to make good television. However, Lady Brockenhurst only appears briefly, having tea with Charles and providing grist for the high society rumor mill about who this random cotton merchant might happen to be. Any episode in which Harriet Walters only gets roughly two scenes is offensive to me, mainly when she plays the character that holds a large piece of this plot together. 

Anne Trenchard also gets very little to do this week save to give her husband a small fraction of the dressing down he deserves for keeping his relationship with their grandson a secret. It’s an intensely satisfying moment to watch, though it doesn’t go on quite long enough for my taste, so hopefully, that is something we’ll get to come back to at some point. Specifically, James still has yet to apologize for what may be up to a decade’s worth of lying to his wife or even admit that seeking out and befriending Charles was maybe something he shouldn’t have done and was, at its heart, a profoundly selfish action.

Maybe it’s just me, but watching him throw the potential ruin of Sophia’s reputation in his wife’s face is utterly infuriating, as is his “a relationship with our grandchild for me, but not for thee” attitude. Shut up, James. You’re only saved from being the worst character on this show by the fact that John Bellasis exists.

Philip Glenister as James Trenchard at his desk in the sunroom in Belgravia Season 1

Philip Glenister as James Trenchard in 'Belgravia' Season 1

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The thing is, on paper, James’ behavior should be at least somewhat understandable, if not sympathetic. His remaining child, Oliver, is an idiot, who shares few interests with his father. He’s deeply uninterested in business, has no identifiable skills, and has a wife who clearly hates her life. Charles, on the surface at least, appears to be the son James never had – a smart, savvy, likable young man who’s ambitious, capable and is already making a name for himself professionally. Of course, he loves this kid.

John, unfortunately, gets a ton of screen time in this episode and remains terrible and generally unredeemable throughout. Not only is he sleeping with the younger Mrs. Trenchard within 48 hours of meeting her (more on that in a moment), but he’s bribing servants for information about her family and their history, and plotting to blackmail Lady Caroline as soon as he has any information about Charles that’s worth holding over her head. (A move that his debt-laden, gambling-addict father is happily willing to encourage.)

It’s unclear whether Susan Trenchard – Mrs. Oliver to nearly everyone on the show – actually likes John in any real way or if she’s merely using him to try and gain access to the higher levels of society that she’s so desperate to meet. But she throws herself at him with a speed that is, quite frankly, astonishing, and is in his bed before we’ve reached the halfway point of the episode. It’s very unclear why she thinks that committing adultery with a trash person who already owns his own secret sex apartment is going to advance her socially, but here we are. (It does beg the question of how many women, exactly, that John has had affairs with, but also I sort of never want to know. I guess at least he’s rich?)

Tamsin Greig as Anne Trenchard and Alice Eve as Susan Trenchard ride in a carriage in 'Belgravia' Season 1

Tamsin Greig as Anne Trenchard and Alice Eve as Susan Trenchard in 'Belgravia' Season 1

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Susan, in theory, should be an interesting force. She’s calculating, self-serving, and determined – and married to an idiot with little ability or ambition. For whatever reason, she can’t seem to have children, so she’s attempting to fashion a different life on her own terms. It isn’t what anyone would call a hero’s journey, and it all seems destined to blow up in her face, but there’s something at least innately interesting about a woman who refuses to accept the life she’s been handed quietly, no matter how irritating she might be otherwise.

Anyway, Susan must rely on the discretion of her overtly sinister ladies’ maid, Speer, to help cover up her new affair, which will surely end well. The overt misery of every servant on this show is surely more realistic than the let’s all pull together and work even harder for the big house family harmony that Downton Abbey loved to promote. But it also means that every member of the downstairs crew is dour and unlikable, without any of the over the top ridiculousness that the equally unlikable upstairs folk tend to exhibit. Speer, axs it turns out, appears to be playing everyone against everyone, even as she – somehow, wildly – believes that her married mistress banging a rich heir will help them all move up in the world.

At least Charles and Lady Mary Gray remain adorable puppies in the world of the greedy and selfish elite, and Belgravia couldn’t telegraph their inevitable endgame status any louder than if it literally wreathed them in lights whenever they’re together. Of course, Charles’ discovery Maria is engaged to Dreadful John is a downer, but that’s a problem that’s eventually solved by the revelation that he isn’t the heir to an earldom, which can’t come soon enough. This secret is the linchpin about which the entire story turns, but the most satisfying part of this story will happen once the backstabbing and betrayal begin, and that can’t take place until someone figures out the truth. 


Lacy Baugher

Lacy's love of British TV is embarrassingly extensive, but primarily centers around evangelizing all things Doctor Who, and watching as many period dramas as possible.

Digital media type by day, she also has a fairly useless degree in British medieval literature, and dearly loves to talk about dream poetry, liminality, and the medieval religious vision. (Sadly, that opportunity presents itself very infrequently.) York apologist, Ninth Doctor enthusiast, and unabashed Ravenclaw. Say hi on Threads or Blue Sky at @LacyMB. 

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